Big beautiful women.
One day a teenager solicitor arrived at my friends doorstep, trying to sell magazine subscriptions. He thought he had our number:
You could subscribe to Big Beautiful Women ... its like Penthouse,
but theyre bigger women ...
And theyre probably wearing clothes, right?
Well ... yeah.
After wearing him down awhile, we finally got what we wanted – he showed
us the list of towns hed been to, and described being rousted from
a few of them by the local police. Afterward, wed use the phrase Big
... beautiful ... women to describe any sort of disingenuous sales
– Jeff Stendec (2001)