Doot doo-doot doo-doot! YUB YUB!
There are some people who complained that the excessive use of foam rubber
Muppets in the cantina scene of Star Wars detracted from the otherwise
realistic science fiction universe. Well, if they didnt like that,
imagine their reaction on viewing the cute, fuzzy little Ewoks in Return
of the Jedi. Not even the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz could give
the Ewoks a run for their money. After the Big Explosion in Jedi, the
film degenerates into a Cuteness Festival of dancing, singing Ewoks, from
which these lyrics are taken. Mr. Lucas obviously realized the error of
his ways on the re-release of Jedi; the entire Festival was silently scrubbed
and replaced with scenes from a galaxy-wide celebration. Tragically, this
macro will no doubt be lost to future generations. This is a great macro
to inject into slap-happy conversations or follow TV jingles. If you cant
picture the Ewoks, think of Kathie Lee Gifford or Urkel in a Boo-Boo suit.
– Neal Manson (June 1, 1997)