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Everyone dies.

An almost standard response when asked to summarize a sub-par movie. On one occasion, a friend asked me for a quick review of Mars Attacks. After hearing my spurious version of the ending, she then spoke to another friend, who, unaware of my answer, duplicated it in the same deadpan manner. She then watched the film, thinking all the while that there was going to be some climactic armageddeon sequence. Might as well have been the ending, stupid Mars Attacks.

Jeff Stendec (June 14, 1998)

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