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party poker

Flash, we’re gonna cuff ’em and stuff ’em.

[Dukes of Hazzard (1979)]

Useful in any situation when the proverbial cat appears to be in the proverbial bag. When in fact said cat is dropping a loose, steaming turd in the middle of your freshly laundered down comforter. Note that “Flash” is a two syllable word, pronounced roughly “flay-ish” by Hogg’s Sheriff, Roscoe P. Coltrane.

Sam Pratt (September 8, 1997)