Ill remove his <x> for <n> dollars!
[Operation board game TV commercial; <x> = spare rib; <n> = two hundred]
There is probably nothing more funnier on this big blue marble of hilarity than medical malpractice. Doctors-in-training can get a piece of the big leagues by playing the Operation boad game. Maybe your opponent wont file a report with the board about your patients briefly-lit bright red nose. Maybe next time you wont attempt the tricky removal of a tennis elbow after three chocolate martinis.
– Jeff Stendec (1995)