Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
[The Simpsons (December 29, 1996)]
In the Simpsons episode Hurricane Neddy, Ned Flanders was being treated in a mental institution. Homer Simpson was brought in to release Neds anger in a healthy way, but instead of having Homer organically annoy Ned, the doctors gave him a script to read. One of the inane lines given was, Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
– Lenny Domnitser (July 1, 2006)