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{ The black widow ... } First she mates ... then she kills.

[Black Widow (February 6, 1987)]

I was speaking to a co-worker of mine favorably about another female co-worker in a different department (something generic like “I generally approve of her physical attributes”). He looked at me and spoke the line, deadpan. It may not seem like much, but it was all in the delivery, and it also helped that he wasn’t one of those jokey guys constantly goofing around – he knew exactly when and where to bring it home for maximum comic impact. Starve ’em, and even gruel will taste like chocolate cake. Delicious gruel-flavored chocolate gruelcake.

Jeff Stendec (macro submitted by Jim S. – September 29, 1995)

The actual less-elegantly-worded trailer for the movie Black Widow is “She mates and she kills.”

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