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To ensure maximum spew.

[Bulldog Chew candies]

While purchasing junk “food” at a gas station back in 1993, I noticed there was a piece of paper taped to the side of a container of “Bulldog Chew” candies. It turned out to be multiple-step instruction sheet, headlined in bold: “TO ENSURE MAXIMUM SPEW.” Of course I didn’t buy any, and by the time I thought about how randomly useful the phrase had become, I couldn’t find Bulldog Chew anywhere. Probably blew a kid’s epiglottis down his throat or something.

Jeff Stendec (October 1, 1997)

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