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Would you like an <x> on that <y>?

During my college cafeteria visits, a certain near-sighted and elderly cafeteria worker had a tendency to slop everything together on the plate. Somehow she became a recurring character whenever things were stacked on top of one another. I gave her a nice misaligned-dentures talking-out-of-the-side-of-her-mouth accent, even though I had never heard her speak a word: “Would you like some more stuffing on those Pop-Tarts®, hon?”

Jeff Stendec (1999)

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